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saazsea @ 2:16pm: REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER

saazsea @ 1:05am: No Theme Today
Man returns to find house on fire, he runs inside and rescues everyone. Naturally, The police taser him

Great whites venture much closer to shore than currently believed


Ever wondered if a planes emergency slides worked? This guy took action to find out... During takeoff

A Colorado Ski Town Legalizes Pot.

Inmate demands jail officials allow his cat to visit

Our government working hard at new torture devices: Taser International & the DOD have teamed up to test a grenade launcher capable of hitting targets 60 meters awaygiving an electric shock lasting three minutes. They consider this enough time for the shooter to reach the target over a certain distance,

A man allergic to polyethylene glycol

A man in England was finally charged after months of trespassing playing in the neighboring farm's manure-spreader while wearing only his underwear and rubber gloves.

Saudi court upholds child rapist crucifixion ruling

saazsea @ 5:19am: Another Night Bites The Dust
A A National Labor Committee report found that the only time Walmart is removing sick workers from their food section is when they are coughing too loudly or violently - They are merely transferred to another department rather than being sent home. Employees who miss a day due to sickness receive a one-point demerit and lose eight hours of wages even if they worked half of them.


New coroner's dummy looks almost human. "There's all types of things we can use him for." Yeah.. I'll bet



Is it breaking & entering if the Po Po's trash your place without a warrant?

Driving her 2008 Mercedes Kara received a DUI with a BAC of .088%. She told the arresting deputy she drank vodka, smoked crack and took Oxycodone, Clonopin, Baklaphine, Lirica, Tegradol, Paxcil, Dilantin and Lamiktal B4 hitting 2 cop cars, multiple mail boxes, rear-ending a farm trailer & barely missing several pedestrians.

A Wisconsin resident reports herself to 911 for drunk driving

"he's here again" Heavyset Fl man allegedly robs same bank 4 times

Japanese Trawler VS 200 Kilo Nomura's jellyfish: The Jelly Won



Kelly: Let's go sometime! Soda Pop Stop

saazsea @ 1:54am: Fresh Endangered Meal With A Dash Of Anarchy?
When filming a cooking contest for a show, try to avoid having the chefs cook an endangered animal that only reproduces once every twenty years

Bored volunteer firefighters, tired of waiting for a fire to put out, do the rational thing and
set two houses on fire

Firefighters love their new $1 million fire truck, but wish the city had measured the firehouse before ordering it

The NSA to Store a YOTTABYTE of Your Phone Calls, Emails and Other Big Brothery Stuff, still not have enough room for all its porn and iTunes. (description of how big a Yottabyte is in article)

Good idea: Sobering up by getting some sleep in a hotel. Bad idea: On the lobby floor, in a pool of your urine, with your pants around your ankles

11-year-old girl gives birth to her daughter...on her wedding day: 'I used to play with my toys but now she is my new toy"

I DO NOT ADVOCATE VIOLENCE: BUT I ENCOURAGE PROTESTS; PREFERRABLY WEARING THE MASK OF "V" IE: "GUY FAWKES"

Guy Fawkes Night or Bonfire Night is an annual celebration on the evening of 5 November. It marks the downfall of the Gunpowder Plot of 5 November 1605, in which a number of Catholic conspirators, attempted to blow up the Houses of Parliament, in London, United Kingdom.

Remember Remember The 5th of November: PLANS OF PROTEST FOR 2009